47 So it has come to this… (www.dailymail.co.uk) posted 2 days ago by Irishman4Trump6 2 days ago by Irishman4Trump6 +47 / -0 Men aren't giving CPR to women because they're afraid to touch breasts Men are afraid to give women CPR because they are worried about touching their breasts, according to the survey of 1,000 UK adults for St John Ambulance. 19 comments share 19 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You just rip that shirt open at the first sign of distress in any women you meet, we should not be taking any chances.
lol Define distress!!
Like if you say hello and the fair lady appears to be uncomfortable, that could mean a cardiac issue, and warrants immediate shirt ripping.