I have the Pope on my bingo card.

That's an if

big ARSE IF

these evil sobs are still alive

King Charles III I don't think is a very prominent figure with most people, and would be a big yawn for most. Don't forget, a majority of the younger generation could not point to the UK on a map.

Headline, "King Charles Arrested!" Who was arrested? Some guy, his first name was King.

You ever hear the joke:

The Pope is sick and none of the Vatican doctors can figure it out. They summon an old wise man from the hills. He examines the Pope and says he's got a terminal case of blue balls. The only cure is for him to have sex, and the Cardinals go nuts.

Finally, the Pope agrees but gives four conditions. He says "first-ah, she gotta be blind, so she cannah see who I am. Second-ah, she gotta be deaf, so she cannah recogniz-ah my voice. Third, she gotta be mute, so she cannah tell nobody." And the Cardinals ask, "and the fourth?" Pope says, "she-ah gotta have-ah big tits!"