Yes! Feed them bugs, telling them "You vill eat ze bugs, you vill own nussingk, und you vill be heppy!"
Then when the news has reporters sobbing and weeping through stories of prisoners forced to eat bugs, and how cruel and inhumane this is, we get to smile and wink and laugh a quiet chuckle—knowing with that proclamation they just removed ze bugs from OUR menu, forever.
Yes! Feed them bugs, telling them "You vill eat ze bugs, you vill own nussingk, und you vill be heppy!"
Then when the news has reporters sobbing and weeping through stories of prisoners forced to eat bugs, and how cruel and inhumane this is, we get to smile and wink and laugh a quiet chuckle—knowing with that proclamation they just removed ze bugs from OUR menu, forever.