"If you have cancer, ask your doctor about Magicancervera, the new leading drug to treat your cancer.

Side effects may include:

Nipples discharging fluids,

Arthritis,

Bronchitis,

Soreness in your liver,

Kidney stones,

Chronic migraines,

Fragile bone mass,

Cystic hemorrhoids,

Blood cancer,

Lymphatic cancer,

Anal cancer,

Prostate cancer,

Skin cancer,

Or even death.

If you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant, do not take Magicancervera."