Astrology is legit. If you had your chart read by someone who knows what they're doing it would blow your mind as if someone had been following you your whole life and taking notes. I don't know how to quantify it but I've seen it in my own again and again year after year. I can go back to my old notes and the accuracy is uncanny.
Proof we don't need to be dabbling in such things. Nothing i said was a word salad. Well, maybe firstmen but that sound cool. You know, antediluvian fuckers.
My lefty idiot family is all about astrology. The other day Mom sent a link to me about what astrology says my spirit animal is. Lol!
I'm aware of astrology, I know the ropes basically...after all I grew up in a house with these wingnuts.
So anyway. My response to her was some blithering nonsense about how I thought my spirit animal was the Incredible Hulk(!!!) And how upset I was to be proven wrong(!!!) Because oh-my-stars!
By the end she thought I was the wingnut. Made an excuse about having to go to the bathroom(who can't text in the bathroom?)
Haven't heard from her since.
You've got a good attitude 👍 We just gonna play with these tards for a while, guys. We can reconcile and heal and all that shit in a while. For now we imbibe leftard tears.
Yeah pretty much. I've learned in my nearly fifty years on this planet, growing up as the only Jesus loving conservative type person in a family of lefty wackanoodles, that you can only get just-so-far with some people. We have the same blood. We are NOT THE SAME. I like truth and reality, they like fantasy. I like earning my way, they like wishing for a winning lottery ticket that they never even payed for. I like raising morally upstanding children and now grandchildren, they like playing in the land of make pretend and throwing away anything they like-just-can't-even.
I like learning from my mistakes, they like pointing fingers, crying, and consoling themselves with hair dye and pizza hut. So, oh fucking well with some people, and sometimes they're people you love. I just pray for them every day, hope the Lord can get in their weird mossy glitter-covered hearts.
At the end of the day, it really is just Jesus taking the wheel.
Come to think of it the stars did tell her that, huh. Kek. All of kameltoe's endorsers. Last season's winners turns out to be last season's losers. (Running Man)
God electing Il Donaldo Trumpo despite all odds makes the debil look like a beetch! Side note- why are all their eyes black as coal.
My favorite answering machine message :
" Hello, you have reached the home of the world's greatest Psychic . Since I already know who you are and why you called, just hang up. "
Astrology is legit. If you had your chart read by someone who knows what they're doing it would blow your mind as if someone had been following you your whole life and taking notes. I don't know how to quantify it but I've seen it in my own again and again year after year. I can go back to my old notes and the accuracy is uncanny.
Yeah it's sorceries and majicka originally taught by The Watchers to firstmen. Scary shit we shouldn't understand right now.
Kamala, is that you? What was that word salad girlfriend?
Proof we don't need to be dabbling in such things. Nothing i said was a word salad. Well, maybe firstmen but that sound cool. You know, antediluvian fuckers.
You started strong and then I started choking on salad dressing there at the end. 🤣
Kek 🤣
My lefty idiot family is all about astrology. The other day Mom sent a link to me about what astrology says my spirit animal is. Lol! I'm aware of astrology, I know the ropes basically...after all I grew up in a house with these wingnuts. So anyway. My response to her was some blithering nonsense about how I thought my spirit animal was the Incredible Hulk(!!!) And how upset I was to be proven wrong(!!!) Because oh-my-stars!
By the end she thought I was the wingnut. Made an excuse about having to go to the bathroom(who can't text in the bathroom?) Haven't heard from her since.
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You've got a good attitude 👍 We just gonna play with these tards for a while, guys. We can reconcile and heal and all that shit in a while. For now we imbibe leftard tears.
Yeah pretty much. I've learned in my nearly fifty years on this planet, growing up as the only Jesus loving conservative type person in a family of lefty wackanoodles, that you can only get just-so-far with some people. We have the same blood. We are NOT THE SAME. I like truth and reality, they like fantasy. I like earning my way, they like wishing for a winning lottery ticket that they never even payed for. I like raising morally upstanding children and now grandchildren, they like playing in the land of make pretend and throwing away anything they like-just-can't-even. I like learning from my mistakes, they like pointing fingers, crying, and consoling themselves with hair dye and pizza hut. So, oh fucking well with some people, and sometimes they're people you love. I just pray for them every day, hope the Lord can get in their weird mossy glitter-covered hearts. At the end of the day, it really is just Jesus taking the wheel.
That is a glorious comment.
Haha thanx
Why does she think she her mom is going to lose her social security? Did the “stars” tell her that, too?? LOL
Come to think of it the stars did tell her that, huh. Kek. All of kameltoe's endorsers. Last season's winners turns out to be last season's losers. (Running Man)
Her first mistake was shaving her hair.
Not even joking, these people need serious help. That’s all I’ve been thinking all day. These people are in serious mental trouble.
She said, "My Mom can't lose her Social Security! We can't lose our Medicaid and Medicare!"
Why is this able-bodied girl on Medicaid and Medicare? And how old was her mom when she had this 20-something that she's on Social Security now?
Sound like they are both on the Welfare gravy train. That is how she can afford to be an 'Astrologer'.
Sheesh!
Worthless human skins filled with garbage.