It’s close (and thanks for finding this version at least!) but it’s not as detailed and missing some of the details I remember. It explained that they called in the Catholic Pope and he couldn’t go near it and they had to get the head of the Eastern Orthodox Church. They explained the religious history and why the Eastern Orthodox Church was the “real” church.

Good for you for printing it out. I found it in my early days of research when I was inhaling everything and didn’t realize stuff wouldn’t be so easy to find later.