Now dare I hope that Upchuck Schumer is also sweating in a corner, quivering so hard that his glasses finally slide off the end of his nose? And that Nancy Peelousy is huddled in her basement with a case of Thunderbird, changing her Depends every hour as she drunkenly yearns for her glory days of tearing up Trump's State of the Union address on national TV.
Good.
Now dare I hope that Upchuck Schumer is also sweating in a corner, quivering so hard that his glasses finally slide off the end of his nose? And that Nancy Peelousy is huddled in her basement with a case of Thunderbird, changing her Depends every hour as she drunkenly yearns for her glory days of tearing up Trump's State of the Union address on national TV.