The Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically built up over the last century was about to be dismantled by an Indian guy and an autistic African American obsessed with rockets.
Rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air. Gave truth to the night, our flag was still there. Oh say can you see the star spangled banner yet waves. Over the land of the free, and the home of the brave.