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posted ago by nothingberg ago by nothingberg +36 / -0

De-Karenation of Agencies

You give them a freemium model. You get 25, or 50, or whatever number of regulations (<100) for FREE. This is the free tier.

After that, the Agency has to pay back to the government in the form of paying off the Federal Deficit, in interagency fees. This causes agencies to defund themselves to the extent they are overly-controlling.


Tier 1

If you want to pass more regulations, you pay $10,000 per regulation after the Free Tier for up to 10 regulations.


Tier 2

For the next 10 regulations after tiers 0 and 1 ( > Freemium + 10), the agency has to pay $100,000 per regulation


Tier 3

For the next 10 regulations after tiers 0 and 1 and 2 ( > Freemium + 20), the agency has to pay $500,000 per regulation


Tier 4

For the next 5 regulations after tiers 0 and 1 and 2 and 3 ( > Freemium + 25), the agency has to pay $1M per regulation


Tier 5

For the next 3 regulations after tiers 0 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 ( > Freemium + 28), the agency has to pay $10M per regulation


Tier 6

For the next 3 regulations after tiers 0-5 ( > Freemium + 30), the agency has to pay $100M per regulation


Tier 77

For the next 33 regulations after tiers 0-5 ( > Freemium + 33), the agency has to pay $3.3B per regulation