I support the TaQo theory, and further add on:

Also I think our age of consent laws need major overhaul and France and Europe are light years ahead of us. I am currently in a poly thruple with my big old polar bear and Mr. Mongoose. My big bear found me in his social studies 7th grade class. Back then I didn't know I was a Frisky Fox deep down yearning to break free! Mr. Mongoose joined us during my junior year of high school. Our big bear introduced both of us to dozens of other forest creatures and we have lots of fun playdates. We are all very happy and this is completely normal. We love our forest family. HIV+ and on PrEP.

(yes its twisted, but aren't they always, honestly? 😑 )