70 Volunteer to be the Secretary for Feeding People to Komodo Dragons (twitter.com) posted 3 days ago by BerlinWallCrosser 3 days ago by BerlinWallCrosser +70 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
What the fuck he read my mind. Just the other day I was talking about what great executioners they would make.
Maybe Matt is hanging out here kek
I second this.
Tips for anons - How To Survive a Komodo Dragon Attack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3H2uZUDHlg
New World Order lunch break: https://jakhongirshaturaev.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ndo-komododragonsfeeding.jpg
They can run fast, climb trees, swim and their teeth excrete venom: https://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/2019/03/05/2899963/slider-home-28.jpg
Hulk Hogan FTW!!!!!! (my nomination) 😀.
I’d volunteer to help out - maybe plastering some food/chum on them before flinging them into the pit - what do komodo’s like?
Someone replied that there should be a Secretary of Wood Chipping Pedos. Perhaps he could be in charge of flinging them into the air before they go in?
I like that too! Bounce around the ring with hulk for 1 round …..annnnnnd - fling……… into the chipper.
Can make mcdonalds hamburgers out of the remains for whoever is next in line for playing in the ring with Hulk.😀
(yuk - made myself shiver with that one)