Hey, you are right about it being loaded with crap, but it is the only pile of crap that really has a good taste. If they had it on their menu every single day I'd be a 600 pound whopper by now. My wife hates it but for the same reasons you mention. I find it to be the best food they ever produced, it tastes that good. But the old internal organs really do say "please stop, already. We've had enough of artery hardening, constipation, explosive diarrhea, and middle of the day stupor."