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Ellen DeGeneres' Cotswolds dream submerged: Hollywood star's idyllic multi-million-pound farmhouse is hit by floods with surrounding fields underwater - just days after she and wife Portia di Rossi moved to the UK to flee Donald Trump's America
Portia pulled her finger out of the dyke
Kek
hope she's ok, there's a good chance the basement she's locked up in is flooded
Knowing nothing about Portia, she looks attractive and always has a happy face…what drugs is degenerate feeding her to keep her??