65 Vatican to open five ‘sacred portals’ for first time in quarter of a century - not sure what I'm reading.. if anyone can explain the significance of this (metro.co.uk) posted 93 days ago by Bibloop 93 days ago by Bibloop +66 / -1 Vatican to open five 'sacred portals' for first time in quarter of a century This year, for the first time, one of the doors will be opened in a prison. 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's just amazing how nonchalant they are about it all
"Tune in Christmas Eve when the Pope taps a silver hammer on Satan's backdoor and blows his horn..."
"Yeah sorry Johnny, we ain't tracking the sleigh on NORAD this year... this satanic shit gonna be LIT!!!"
"taps a hammer on Satan's backdoor" - as in a Paul Pelosi hammer?
"blows his horn" - so ... the Pope is going to hammer Satan's backdoor and then blow him. Got it.
♪ Bang bang maxwell's ♫ silver hammer came down on his head ♫♪...