British ships spent several days tracking down a suspected Russian stealth submarine before concluding the suspicious sonar signature may have actually belonged to a farting whale, a Royal Navy source has told the Sun.
Two mystery sounds were picked up off the northwestern coast of Scotland, between Applecross and the Isle of Raasay, according to the UK tabloid. Convinced they were man-made, the Royal Navy went on a deep-sea hunt.
“We have been analyzing the sounds and now believe it was a marine mammal. A whale,” an anonymous naval official told the Sun, adding that the whale may have been passing gas at the time.
“We are taking it very seriously,” another Royal Navy source said. “We have to assume the worst.”
I think the eco-nazis may need to start killing off the wales to save the planet from greenhouse gaseous wale farts. Those carbon emissions must be off the charts!
From the article,
British ships spent several days tracking down a suspected Russian stealth submarine before concluding the suspicious sonar signature may have actually belonged to a farting whale, a Royal Navy source has told the Sun.
Two mystery sounds were picked up off the northwestern coast of Scotland, between Applecross and the Isle of Raasay, according to the UK tabloid. Convinced they were man-made, the Royal Navy went on a deep-sea hunt.
“We have been analyzing the sounds and now believe it was a marine mammal. A whale,” an anonymous naval official told the Sun, adding that the whale may have been passing gas at the time.
“We are taking it very seriously,” another Royal Navy source said. “We have to assume the worst.”
I bet whale farts are epic.
I think the eco-nazis may need to start killing off the wales to save the planet from greenhouse gaseous wale farts. Those carbon emissions must be off the charts!
u/#pepenuke
Such a crazy story, comms?
"Set course to the whale fart"
<Entering Whale Fart>
"For King and Country!"
Its the Sun that reported this, the shittiest Murdoch rag of the lot. Its not meant to be read, its just there to look at the pictures.
Another nothingburger.
Shhhh.... Don't let AOC find out whales fart. You know what happened last time. Poor cows.
I literally thought it was a meme
Babylon B, you have been outdone by reality.
Is it a sign of crying wolf with this Red October moment? Salt and hroofs welcome.