Eight Sleep's AI-powered Pods arrive at @DOGE headquarters, enabling Elon's team to optimize rest while working around the clock.
The $1.94T in federal waste won't cut itself.
The smart beds use machine learning to track vital signs and automatically adjust temperature for each sleep stage, achieving 78% accuracy compared to medical-grade EEG.
I was at a hotel in St. Paul, Mn. I went to check out, and the front desk agent asked me how my stay was. With a total spontaneous reply I told her I did not sleep well at all. She express great regret over my statement and ask me what was wrong.
I told her, not sure really, it's just that I kept waking up with my head at the wrong end of the bed, and my feet up where my head should be. That is strange, she said.
I told I finally figure out the problem, that they have Sleep Number Beds and my number was stuck on 69.
In other words, med beds.
Remember when that was a conspiracy theory?
Why would someone down vote you for your comment?
I know nothing about Med Beds. Heard to name is all.
Why indeed. Tesla- Bio Healing Inc has been developing a Bio Healing Med Bed. Of course the FDA does not like that. https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/warning-letters/tesla-biohealing-inc-658010-08102023
A [[manhattan Judge]] hours ago ruled...
...ELONS EXPERTS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP OR NAP!!!
https://communities.win/c/GreatAwakening/p/19AKd5Ozy5/leftist-lawfare--manhattan-judge/c
I hope Trump ignores the illegal order
These beds adjust temperature while you sleep, and more
https://www.eightsleep.com/
https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/1886577021003948378?mx=2
Eight Sleep's AI-powered Pods arrive at @DOGE headquarters, enabling Elon's team to optimize rest while working around the clock.
The $1.94T in federal waste won't cut itself.
The smart beds use machine learning to track vital signs and automatically adjust temperature for each sleep stage, achieving 78% accuracy compared to medical-grade EEG.
Perfect for power naps between budget cuts.
Who owns the bed company?
Getting one hell of a plug...
I REALLY hope these aren't the Canadian ones..."Man, I'm dead tired! 😆😆😆
Yea, that'd getting from the Soros bed company.
Surely they would come from the Based Pillow Merchant, Mr. Lindell...
True story:
I was at a hotel in St. Paul, Mn. I went to check out, and the front desk agent asked me how my stay was. With a total spontaneous reply I told her I did not sleep well at all. She express great regret over my statement and ask me what was wrong.
I told her, not sure really, it's just that I kept waking up with my head at the wrong end of the bed, and my feet up where my head should be. That is strange, she said.
I told I finally figure out the problem, that they have Sleep Number Beds and my number was stuck on 69.
That's funny there I don't care who you are.
Bwaaahahahahaha I mean KEK.