I just know somebody is gonna push the golden calf idea... just wait for enough comments to bury this one... and then denominational infighting will start, scripture quotes and subtle hints that your bible isn't as legit as mine because I've quoted the date and location of my bonifide version... etcetera. I'm sure Jesus loves that shit right there...but not as much as he loves ham and bacon, because "he changed all that" because God was wrong when he told you not to eat Earth's cleanup crew, in Leviticus...
Ding ding ding!
That was my first thought...
NOT a golden calf story. GMAFB...
I just know somebody is gonna push the golden calf idea... just wait for enough comments to bury this one... and then denominational infighting will start, scripture quotes and subtle hints that your bible isn't as legit as mine because I've quoted the date and location of my bonifide version... etcetera. I'm sure Jesus loves that shit right there...but not as much as he loves ham and bacon, because "he changed all that" because God was wrong when he told you not to eat Earth's cleanup crew, in Leviticus...