180 I don't work for the government but I submitted my list of five things I did this week. (media.scored.co) 🚥 NIGHT CREW 🚥 posted 1 year ago by catsfive 1 year ago by catsfive +180 / -0 20 comments share 20 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You get to keep your job another week, but we expect more out of you in the future. Do. Not. Ever. Run. Out. Of. Popcorn. Like. That. Ever. Again. Consider this your reprimand. Now, get back to work posting dank memes on your reddit alts.
P.s. don't eat the green bogies.
Sorry, my supplier insists that there is a local shortage (how WOKE!) and I've had to ask racoons to steal popcorn from my neighbors' pantries!
And I don't eat the boogers, I mail them to chuck Schumer.