BREAKING: Sith Lord Darth Kennedy thrown down reactor shaft after using force lightning to perform gender surgery on franchise.
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Rather see her fed to the sarlacc, but I'll take what I can get. Now recanonize the Dark Forces series, you chumps.
Even Boba escaped the sarlacc pit. She needs something more aggressive. Maybe 5 minutes with Chewie.
Execution by stormtrooper firing squad?...oh wait...Slowly dipped in Mustafar river of lava, T2 style?
Can't use stormtroopers. They can't shoot for shit.
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According to Kennedy’s Star Wars, the reactor shaft was insufficient to stop Palpatine.
“Somehow Palpatine returned” isn’t just a meme. It’s a line from the last movie; which, perfectly encapsulates her awful tenure as studio head.
Rewriting the ending and meaning of ROTJ with lazy and retarded storyline is INDEED emblematic of the Kennedy legacy. Did she come up Ahsoka Tano becomes “major character from insignificant and useless padawan” as well as the “Darth Maul survives getting cut in half by eating sewer rats”?
There are always two Sith, except when the Old Master survives being killed by the New Master...oh yeah, AND when the apprentice survives secretly for decades...after being replaced.