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InsanityRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bombed your toll booth with Russian space missiles

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InsanityRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

He also said the shitter was full. Did he call it or what?

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InsanityRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dildo of consequences does not come lubed.

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InsanityRules 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the equipment and supplies were shipped in from the mainland.

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InsanityRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brown shoes, and the only shorts with a stitched hemline

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InsanityRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys like that have WD40 in the gallon containers.

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