Making Nikes for the rest of her life
Sounds like something Johnny Cochrane would say
Akshually, Trump has his own security detail who stands closer to him than the clowns in the SS
FDR killed 3000 sailors, so...
You wanna miss court? DON'T
Congrats, fren.
Vietnam don't fuck around
"Who's watching me now? The IRS?"
Don't liberals normally shoot themselves in the foot?
I was thrown off Twitter for threatening this drooling wet wipe
Never trust anyone with a guitar pick shaped head
I had a phonograph in my Edsel
They all make you smell their finger?
Only problem is, the smoke alarms keep beeping
Shit, they're already mocking his Spotify paylist
Wait til he goes after purple drank. Oh lawdy!
Family, I believe
And crack. Don't forget the crack
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
The Japs must be freezing
Yeah, he also said he's taken the train across that bridge, so....
It's still a better win than you think it is. Go doom somewhere else.
I wouldn't brag about that
If that's the case, we all should have been pushing up daisies years ago