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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice start, but actually throw the fucker in jail for it if you want a gold star and a cookie. Maybe when he's behind bars he'll realize We The People aren't fucking around.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does this extend to TSA clerks-not-officers-not-agents who grope kids at the airport?

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe ask Richard Pryor?

"Richard Pryor had a heart attack, I had a heart attack. Richard Pryor set himself on fire, I said 'Fuck you, I'm having another heart attack'!"

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celticwhisper 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the words of George Washington, "Round up the boys, it's time to go do hoodrat shit."

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so lucky to have 3 different mom-n-pop coffee shops within 5 minutes of my house. Can't remember the last time I went to Starbucks.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

And ushered in the era of sexual molestation at our airports.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not necessarily - lattice-based cryptography has shown to be resistant to quantum attacks. The challenge is ensuring that protocols are all upgraded to utilize it before quantum cryptanalysis becomes commonplace.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

You might try green tea. Still has caffeine but the onset is gentler and there's no crash.

If you're looking to avoid caffeine altogether, honestly make sure you're properly hydrated first. I find that staying on top of my water intake does wonders for alertness.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remove all vax/mask protocols still in place anywhere, veto any bills funding the CDC and NIH, and launch a full investigation into Fauci with the explicit directive of finding something to throw him in solitary for the rest of his life.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, coconut palm sugar has a much lower glycemic index of 35 vs sugars 60.

Good info! I'm going to remember this. Do you happen to know if it can be directly substituted in cooking?

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sugar can definitely be bad for you, but the answer is to adapt your palate to not crave so much sweetness rather than lean on stuff like aspartame.

Stevia is the one non-sugar sweetener that's naturally occuring, but it's also commonly mixed with erythritol so it's tricky to find in its pure form.

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celticwhisper 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Illegal Alien" is the technical term used by border and immigration authorities. I like it - it's got a ring to it.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not religious so I'm not going to give you a dishonest prayer. I will say this though: your grandma doesn't deserve what is happening and it's another case of the innocent paying for the hubris of politically connected opportunists.

Hold her close in your heart, talk to her as much as you can and should the worst come to pass, honor her memory and let it be your guiding light and a fire to motivate you toward fighting for what is right in the world. You have us all behind you, fren, and we will not abandon you in your darkest hour.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, I'd be fine with that. A heavily-armed populace and maybe a sheriff and a couple deputies should be enough.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never cared about sports but an interview with a "you can't talk to that person!" person is certainly interesting, even if it ends up being a nothingburger. And I'm not convinced it will be a nothingburger.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not pictured: the roto-rooter he's coming back with in a few minutes.

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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vandalism maybe, but I agree - "hate crime" is a dubious concept as it is, and it absolutely should never apply to statues, flags or other inanimate objects.

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