Free Greenland calls upon the United States to protect them from unelected EU tyrants, we graciuosly target every Western European capital city with a space-based EMP courtesy of the Space Force.
Russia stands by at our request to make sure no EU faggot feels froggy afterwards.
EU coming to declare the election illegal in 3...2...1...
If they do, Tariffs go to 100%! LOL
Oh dear God please let this come true!
Free Greenland calls upon the United States to protect them from unelected EU tyrants, we graciuosly target every Western European capital city with a space-based EMP courtesy of the Space Force.
Russia stands by at our request to make sure no EU faggot feels froggy afterwards.