Chuck Schumer says he wakes up at 3am thinking about Elon Musk
(gatewayhispanic.com)
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He is lying. He wakes up at 3am worrying about GITMO.
He's lying. He lays there at 3 am wondering how people actually grill hamburgers.
Gotta blame pissing in your undies on someone I guess....
I can picture Chuck and AOC chatting about Elon in the gender neutral bathroom
Only the guilty worry about what Elon is doing with DOGE. The rest of us are extremely HAPPY!
He’s seeing bars and holes in the floors for toilets……
I've seen his "wife". If he wakes up at 3 AM it's to pray for death.
Chuck's wife is a handsome woman.
Let the memes begin.
That’s funny Chuck. The rest of us wake up thinking about you and your Democrat pals getting all those kick backs stolen from taxpayers that DOGE is uncovering. Me thinks the only reason you’re thinking of Musk is because he figured out your grift. And after a lifetime of theft your senior years will be spent in a Federal prison. That is unless you choose to save the taxpayers some time and money. Bye-bye Chuckie, it was nice NOT knowing you.
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He wakes up at 3am to look out the window and wonder if that black van across the streets is a plumbing contractors van or US Marshals getting ready to kick in his door.
well, if my estimations are correct: these people in power (Schumer, etc.) did not just decide one day to start funneling our money into their pockets. Someone put pressure on them to do it, blackmail-style. In typical mob fashion, if the money stops flowing, blood will start flowing. I'd be waking up worried in the wee hours if I were also in that situation LMAO
He gets up at 3am to worship his leader, Satan, that is the bewitching hour.
I'd bet he's not Elon's type. F'n pervert.
He incited his own erection...
Dream on....1.5" of limp is more like it, ay Chuckie?