I'll pay $20/dozen before I ever put one on those things in my mouth.

Dear Russia, you can take Finland when every you want, and we'll look the other way.

My chickens beg to differ.

Nope. Never!

I get farm-fresh, free-range eggs for $3/dozen.

Thanks, but no thanks, Finland.

Guys, look into raising quail eggs. Easier, cheaper, less hassle, far less space. And you can buy special scissors for popping them open if you want to make an omelette or something.

Because the chicken that God designed is so much less efficient than the abhorrent synthetic abomination produced by Science.

The satanic demons researching this type of thing need to be removed from civilised society.

Yuckkkk. NEVER.

They'll discover the franken-eggs cause cancer 20-years from now... but meanwhile they'll be approved for consumers.

The meme's make themselves. We need this picture next to a chicken. Caption possibilities are endless.

Protein powder mixed with gelatin? Mm mm good.

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I get my 4 a day from my coop out back. Every day and I dry out the shells in the fridge a couple days and then grind into powder and add to my post workout shake. The most complete super food you can eat. It is an incubator for an entire organism and has every nutrient that baby bird needs.