Ok so say your friend Bill still takes the jabs. He's stubborn, but he's not old, so you figure you got some time.

So you avoid that subject completely. No politics, no religion. You just spend time, build up the bond. Invest your care energy into the relationship. You guys hang out. You join him for his poker nights. You grill burgers together. If he likes monopoly, and you think it's boring as shit, but you still play monopoly with him, maybe once or twice.

A few years later, you're like best friends again. He would take a bullet for you. He trusts you now more than he trusts the government. Not because you broke his trust in the government, but because you built up his trust in you, genuinely.

One day you guys are out by the lake, fishing. Nobody's caught anything, but you don't even care. The sun is setting. An orange blaze fills the sky. You go to tell him, "hey Bill, you know that chest pain you been feeling? Are you sure it's not from all those covid jabs?"

But before you can say it, he tells you that he's been doing kundalini yoga for years, and that 3 weeks ago, during a deep meditation, he went into an alternate dimension, met Krishna Jesus and poseidon, and they told him everything, so he's already not taking the jabs anymore. In fact, all the damage to his heart was miraculously reversed by the event. And then a huge trout bites on your line and you grill it up on the fire and live happily ever after

I don’t know how many times I could do this, but honestly I would find a reason to go to the bathroom 😂