I had a tooth root puncture into my sinus cavity and cause an infection. I went to an oral surgeon who took it out and fixed the issue. He put a fentanyl patch on me during the procedure. Then when it was done I asked him about pain the rest of the day and the next (I've had oral surgery before). He finally wrote me a script for (2) Vicodin. 2! The man just used Fentanyl on me.
Now here comes the pun. Getting him to even write a script for opiates was ..... like pulling teeth.
I had a tooth root puncture into my sinus cavity and cause an infection. I went to an oral surgeon who took it out and fixed the issue. He put a fentanyl patch on me during the procedure. Then when it was done I asked him about pain the rest of the day and the next (I've had oral surgery before). He finally wrote me a script for (2) Vicodin. 2! The man just used Fentanyl on me.
Now here comes the pun. Getting him to even write a script for opiates was ..... like pulling teeth.
This was real. I added the pun for fun.