Anons posting that Trump would introduce something like a meme coin, sneakers, or crypto with this over-the-top, maximally extreme level of messaging betray a surprisingly low opinion of the president—as if he's a wacky, unserious, self-absorbed huckster of worthless wares, willing to hoodwink his earnest supporters with flashy, trashy hype...

As long as they all come back and own up after the announcement, it's OK ;)