Yes but Option 3 is good for the .01% of Earth humans who leveled up to wearing cashmere ... and its just, well, we REALLY LIKE wearing our cashmere, and we'd really appreciate it if everyone else could just accept the burlap so we can continue that, mmk?
I mean you guys never have had the opportunity to wear it ever, so is it REALLY THAT BAD to have to wear the burlap? You've never known anything else after all - and JUST IMAGINE how much of a BUMMER it would be for us if we had to DOWNGRADE!Our hearts couldn't take it!
And y'know, we just wanted to make sure we could KEEP wearing it and you guys would be cool with it, so we took over all the stuff in the world - land, money, means of production, national and global leadership, all known existing natural resources - but ONLY so we could just be sure we could keep our cashmere! Its just a precaution is all!
And like, YOU GUYS don't really want all that stuff anyway, do you? Its not fun, its just a bunch of stress and anxiety really! Why would you want that when you have super addictive hamburgers and ultra powerful drugs and endless supplies of sex - awesome, dirty nasty orgasmic sex, and even pills to get you horny and keep you going and feeling that good SEX - and video game experiences with cool quests and vapes with MEGA STRONG WEED that tastes like cotton candy!
I mean, I dunno about you, but THAT SHIT sounds like some REAL FUN! Not having all the wealth and power in the world and being responsible for planetary level changes based on your very whims - that is, trust me, SO LAME. Just to wear cashmere, which you don't even know what its like? NAHHH.
Stick with your creature comforts! Be happy!
... oh, shit, this just in guys: it ACTUALLY looks like we are gonna need all that burlap, I think its to help winterize our backup underground bunkers, I'm not sure.. ah, darn, sorry about that..
So if you all could kindly just get naked and return that to us, we'll be square. And uh, I think they said we're gonna find a way for you guys to use each others' skin to make clothes out of, or something.. Mark is working on it, I emailed him.
Oh, and yeah... you probably want to listen to us and just go ahead and do that, because we have all the guns too.
Enjoy your filth, I mean, enjoy your fun! 😪🤣
Yes but Option 3 is good for the .01% of Earth humans who leveled up to wearing cashmere ... and its just, well, we REALLY LIKE wearing our cashmere, and we'd really appreciate it if everyone else could just accept the burlap so we can continue that, mmk?
I mean you guys never have had the opportunity to wear it ever, so is it REALLY THAT BAD to have to wear the burlap? You've never known anything else after all - and JUST IMAGINE how much of a BUMMER it would be for us if we had to DOWNGRADE! Our hearts couldn't take it!
And y'know, we just wanted to make sure we could KEEP wearing it and you guys would be cool with it, so we took over all the stuff in the world - land, money, means of production, national and global leadership, all known existing natural resources - but ONLY so we could just be sure we could keep our cashmere! Its just a precaution is all!
And like, YOU GUYS don't really want all that stuff anyway, do you? Its not fun, its just a bunch of stress and anxiety really! Why would you want that when you have super addictive hamburgers and ultra powerful drugs and endless supplies of sex - awesome, dirty nasty orgasmic sex, and even pills to get you horny and keep you going and feeling that good SEX - and video game experiences with cool quests and vapes with MEGA STRONG WEED that tastes like cotton candy!
I mean, I dunno about you, but THAT SHIT sounds like some REAL FUN! Not having all the wealth and power in the world and being responsible for planetary level changes based on your very whims - that is, trust me, SO LAME. Just to wear cashmere, which you don't even know what its like? NAHHH.
Stick with your creature comforts! Be happy! ... oh, shit, this just in guys: it ACTUALLY looks like we are gonna need all that burlap, I think its to help winterize our backup underground bunkers, I'm not sure.. ah, darn, sorry about that..
So if you all could kindly just get naked and return that to us, we'll be square. And uh, I think they said we're gonna find a way for you guys to use each others' skin to make clothes out of, or something.. Mark is working on it, I emailed him.
Oh, and yeah... you probably want to listen to us and just go ahead and do that, because we have all the guns too.
Enjoy your
filth, I mean, enjoy your fun! 😪🤣