Subway Names Diddy As New Spokesman
(babylonbee.com)
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I should mention that I got horrific food poisoning at Subway. It was their "Spicy Italian" sandwich.
"I should mention that I got horrific food poisoning at Subway. "
...you needed to get "extra oil"...
Everything came out through my mouth into the bathtub. And I had to do that twice.
My ribs were super sore from all the dry heaving afterwards.
We're talking about some of the most ruthless e-coli known to man.
"Everything came out through my mouth into the bathtub."
...the "extra oil" would have provided needed lubrication...
It was under intense high pressure. I didn't know my body could do that. Amazing.
"It was under intense high pressure. "
...for every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction...
...this information could be useful in rocketry,,,
OMG, how does BB not get sued with this shit?
I find it hilarious, but damn!!!!!!!!!
Would you like OIL and vinegar on that?
You're forgetting the CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!
After those acquittals, he must feel like a kid again!
"After those acquittals, he must feel like a kid again!"
u/#howl
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