Trust me. It's absolutely breaking news that a lot of the breaking content that is labeled BREAKING is not necessarily breaking, but it can be reasonably labeled BREAKING to break your attention, so that it's breaking!!!!
Full breaking use of multiple breaking exclamation marks, heck, that's also totally breaking!!!! Like, Breaking!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this breaking matter.
Wot? Am I wrong?
Thanks for the Levity Fren. Just about to break a few eggs for breakfast.
My next post: BREAKING!!!! SirBudNotLight's Eggs are BREAKING!!!!! Stand by.
Two eggs were broken into a frying pan with melted butter. Then after a bit of time flipped over. Then a slice of process cheese was placed over the eggs. Not before some ground pepper and garlic salt were placed on the frying eggs. Then a cover was placed over the frying pan to quicken up the melting of the cheese. Then the two eggs were perfectly placed on a piece of toasted brown bread. A few dabs of Frank's Red hot on top and then ready. And now back to you FractalizingIron Man.
There you have it, folks. That's the real skinny. And remember, you heard it all here, at BREAKING!!!! BREAKING!!!! BREAKING!!!!. Where you come for the REAL news!
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