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AOC has been found dead in her office due to the shock of FBI agents disrupting the counting of the 2020 electoral votes. Her death was first reported by the Babylon Bee on January 6th, 2021, but her body was found two days ago. Officials believe that a brain-dead zombie was running around as AOC for the past 4.5 years.
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