Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other ~ Babylon Bee
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No problem. He takes their money and kills them both.
He probably told each one "No charge, this one's on me!"
hollywood is drafting the movie now.
The memes are somehow getting even funnier.
u/#bahaha
payment terms would hafta be "in cash in full payment in advance, for services to be rendered"
Maybe that is what suicide weekend means. As the truth comes out, they all start hiring hitters and house painters to whack each other.
I say we invite the whole cabal into a stadium and offer the last man standing immunity and a golden parachute.
When they have all killed each other and only Schwarzenegger is left standing, we put one right between his eyes too.
Hunger games.
You had me up to the last sentence...we don't need to take on that burden.
Something about never interfere with your enemy as they destroy themselves...
Once again, the Bee isn't satire, it's truth.