I would expect the actual conversation to go something like this:

me: lol grandpa’s piece still slaps 😭 that was like a $2k scope tho

Robinson: yo delete these msgs rn Robinson: my dad’s buggin, wants pics of the rifle… says grandpa tryna keep tabs on who’s got what. feds dropped a pic n it’s hella recognizable. he’s callin rn, I’m ghostin him

Robinson: ever since trump got in, my dad’s been like hardcore maga smh

Robinson: boutta just turn myself in lowkey, one of my neighbors works w the sheriff 💀

Robinson: y’all the only thing I care about fr 🫶

Roomie: ngl I’m way more worried about YOU rn

Robinson: pls don’t talk to any reporters. no interviews, no statements. if cops press u, just ask for a lawyer + stay quiet 🤐