Clippy: “It looks like you’re writing a fake confession. Would you like me to help?”

Dear Diary, I killed a man today but I hope you self combust when I close you as I dont want to leave any evidence around since I already ditched that rifle in an area near the crime scene.

I know you know me very well by now but I would like to remind you of how much my dad loves Maga

I sure do wonder how that crazy George Zinn that loves to show up in these situations knew to show up today, lucky break or I would not have the time to write up this confession to you.

Gotta go as I see some squad cars coming my way and they might want to sweep the area......but Im going to turn myself in anyway , maybe I should have thought this through a little better.

I agree, this was done by a professional trying to weave a story. How do I know? Easy, punctuation. When people of that generation text, they don't use punctuation and they don't usually text in complete sentences.

Opening to a dime store novel

This was transcribed from that lawyarfag in court who read it out loud. Let's at least give them a chance to release screenshots, or actual unmodified and timestamped data from the cellular carrier or app provider before we lose our minds over it.

I'm starting to think everything going on right now will come out as Israel's Samson option. Israel has nukes and will destroy the planet if they are finally exposed as the center of global evil

Super Patsy.

Mossad Patsy.

That kid sure aint a boomer.

LOL

You know someone will make it into a romance $1 novella

I'd argue the rest of the transcript (not shown in the above image) is even more difficult to believe. This is not how 20-somethings text one another.

This is starting to feel like Butler all over again which is especially disturbing considering that now, DJT is ostensibly in control of the FBI.

This is, at a bare minimum, exactly the kind of exchange you would fabricate if you collaborated with at least one other person, and wanted to insulate and protect the other person or people before turning yourself in.

Which isn’t to say it’s not potentially much deeper than that, but rather at a minimum this reads like cover for the boyfriend.

This is so fucking fake and gay! The other day I got into it with dare I say “fellow” GAW member in another post about a comment I made in regards to my gut feeling - - something is incredibly off about CK’s killing and how the whole thing is playing out. This fucking nonsense is just more proof that we are being played.

This so called text exchange is about as retarded as it gets. I’ve seen how my kids text, no punctuation and tons of abbreviations or slang used for very common words. If anyone believes the killer actually wrote these texts… that’s on them.

This is exactly how an exchange between Barbara Bush and George W. Bush would read on how he had no involvement with 9/11.

I wouldn't buy this for a second without - timestamps, sources, servers, etc. If i was investigating and came across this i would just set it aside.

Nobody texts like this, much less Gen Z.

I almost can't comprehend the amount of horseshit that the fbi and mossad has put into this and expects us all to believe it.

Honestly...this shit reads like LGBTQABCXYZ fanfic. Ugggghhhhh.

It sounds like movie script or a script for a book.

I just watched a TikTok where a girl was holding a feather quill to an iphone and reading in a Downton Abbey voice. Pretty funny. What's interesting is that both sides seem to think this is fake AF, but the left is saying Kash et.al. is making it up.

I would expect the actual conversation to go something like this:

me: lol grandpa’s piece still slaps 😭 that was like a $2k scope tho

Robinson: yo delete these msgs rn Robinson: my dad’s buggin, wants pics of the rifle… says grandpa tryna keep tabs on who’s got what. feds dropped a pic n it’s hella recognizable. he’s callin rn, I’m ghostin him

Robinson: ever since trump got in, my dad’s been like hardcore maga smh

Robinson: boutta just turn myself in lowkey, one of my neighbors works w the sheriff 💀

Robinson: y’all the only thing I care about fr 🫶

Roomie: ngl I’m way more worried about YOU rn

Robinson: pls don’t talk to any reporters. no interviews, no statements. if cops press u, just ask for a lawyer + stay quiet 🤐

Fake , and "Actually Happening" are too far apart. Bridge the Gap. Who is creating the " Movie " ?

I ask because I don't know , we have to figure it out.

NO NOT BOOMERS! They are older and know better. Boomers are the ones over the years that proved Oswald did not work alone. It's the kids working today putting this shit together. Same kids who can't build a house, fix a leaking pipe, mow a lawn, can barely function. That is why you see this stoopid shit. They don't know better. NOT THE BOOMERS. When boomers are all gone, who will help the mind controlled idiots?

Boomers? Most of us are retired. Feds are covering.

Bolling on RAV is going off on this right now. Calling it completely FAKE.