83 () 💊 RED PILL 💊 posted 270 days ago by Tetartos_Ippeas 270 days ago by Tetartos_Ippeas +83 / -0 40 comments share 40 comments share save hide report block hide replies
A vicious rumor has spread on Reddit saying that Winged Hussars invented the toothbrush to aid in their constant battle against tartars.
But I don't believe it.
No sir. ......I don't believe it one bit.
History has shown the tartars as everyones' molar enemies.
(2 dad joke limit reached)
Cheers and NCSWIC
You did come up with it, OP. Heck, you're the horse it rode in on. Where we graze one, we graze all.
They’re famous for public mastication.
It may take a lot of ruminating on how to best approach it, but we’re going to gum up their operations.