My Dear Husband and I have discussed our eventualities, and both agree with Beldar Conehead:
"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."
My Dear Husband and I have discussed our eventualities, and both agree with Beldar Conehead:
"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."
I may be selfish, but I hope I go first.
“Oh Beldar... you’ve made me very happy.” ☺️
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