Her head is like an Escher painting to me, but I am strange so no harm, no foul. But fuck....

I have kept it bottled up all this fucking time!

There is something going on with her face and head that is on the cusp of breaking some fundamental universal law. If you stare at it too long and hard trying to quantify the exact nature of the rift in spacetime, you end up wondering which way is up. It does not even seem consistent from one photograph to the next.

Are her eyes too close together, are they mounted too close to the top of her head, is it because she has a fat face like Soviet propaganda pictures? Is her face too long or is it too wide? Are her cheeks too convex or is it just a regular munting that has somehow risen to be more than the sum of it's parts?

You want to talk about a splinter in your mind? Morpheus can go and fuck himself!

Oh...MTG...... It's 5D chess.

Edit:- Her eyes are definitely too close together, so for all my pondering, I have at least one empirical data-point.