My Thanksgiving
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My favorite part of being proved right was the response...
"You couldn't have known, it was a lucky guess."
They cannot accept that I was right.
u/#honkler
Love the tin-foil crown, very appropriate!
A Classic Beauty! ✨
Being on the right side of history is comfort enough that I did what I could do when it mattered! I lost hundreds of acquaintances but my soul is liberated!
The best man at my wedding and I are no longer speaking because he won’t wake up. And this guy read everything he could get his hands on about the Kennedy assassination between the 70s and the 90s.
So sad...
Say it brother!
...I was the designated celery chopper...
You can be trusted with knives...? 😸
"You can be trusted with knives...? 😸"
...barely...
...only the old dull ones...
...little sister had a Cuisinart sitting at my work station,when I asked why not use it for celery chopping...
"Too hard to clean, keep chopping, only 9 more cups to go".
Little sister needs to go into time out! 😸
That's why God made Cuisinart's...poor sweet pup! 🔪🥕🥬
"That's why God made Cuisinart's."
...exactly...
...it had nothing to do with "cleaning" the Cuisinart...
...it had everything to do with getting A. Dog to stand quietly in the corner for 45 minutes...
Have you tried growling at her?
"Have you tried growling at her?"
...are you kidding...
...she is crazier than a sack full of cats...
u/#howl
You made me kek snort! 😹
Next time nip her ankle! 😸
I'm still not invited. I have offered repeatedly to simply not talk politics, but I must disavow Trump before I will be permitted.
For years we have shared a table with people who believe in ending the lives of babies for convenience, but due to Orange Man they just cannot stand us.
Wow, that's nuts. Sad, they are making terrible choices
That is insanity.
If people are like that you don't need to be around them.
It’s not worth going then.
Oh I didn’t say anything because we all Trump supporters so we talked about something else.
Same with us.
Great one BWC! 🐸👑💚
Just wait for a moment of silence at dinner and then be like
"The turkey's not the only thing that's been proven well-done this year."
"Pass the gravy. And while you're at it, pass the epistemic humility."
"It's a shame the only thing thicker than this gravy was the denial in this room twelve months ago."
"I don't need a place at the table to know I've already set it for you with the truth."
"Enjoy the meal. I'll be over here, dining on the most thoroughly vindicated predictions of the last decade."
"The only thing more predictable than Uncle Ron falling asleep after dinner was every single thing I warned you all about."
"This silence tastes better than any truth you've been sold all year."
"You can ignore me, but you can't ignore the rubble of every institution that lied to you."
"I'm thankful for two things: this family, and the painful, undeniable accuracy that keeps me from idolizing it."
"Don't worry, I won't say 'I told you so.' The headlines are doing it for me."
I’ll remember those for next year.
Great meme.