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GGRockz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who gives a shit about Taylor Swift.

Fuck you Taylor Swift.

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GGRockz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good luck let us know.

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GGRockz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The courts kept throwing it out remember?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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GGRockz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dear God help this family in their time of need. Do not let his uncle suffer and hold him gently in Your arms.

Amen.

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GGRockz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell mine is larger than a quarter.

I was given it three times.

If you remember when they gave it to you, you had to wait for the scab to fall off on its own.

I was a tomboy and kept knocking it off and it wouldn't take.

The third time the doctor says I'll make sure it takes this time.

Now knowing what I know it might explain some of my health problems all my life.

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GGRockz 3 points ago +3 / -0

My vet said she wants to be reincarnated into a pet in my home.

Kek.

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GGRockz 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's funny.

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GGRockz 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's funny.

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GGRockz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would never have believed it unless I witnessed it.

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