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Porch Package Bait Traps (Funny) (twitter.com)
posted 202 days ago by brain_dead 202 days ago by brain_dead +81 / -0
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– Val_Thor 15 points 202 days ago +15 / -0

some of those motion activated fuses need a few extra seconds added so the homeowner doesn’t have a huge mess to clean up. i like it when it explodes in the car.

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– brain_dead [S] 5 points 202 days ago +5 / -0

You can identify the blue car.

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– lash 13 points 202 days ago +13 / -0

All AI videos

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– Val_Thor 3 points 202 days ago +3 / -0

i know but still fun to watch

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Scare enough people not to do it.

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– RINOvirus 9 points 202 days ago +9 / -0

They should wait a few more seconds until the perp closes the car door... that way the homeowner doesn't have to clean up the mess. LOL

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– brain_dead [S] 3 points 202 days ago +3 / -0

Smart.

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– TNBanjoMan 6 points 202 days ago +6 / -0

The funniest ones are those that go off after the perp gets into the (stolen?) car.

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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– RabidIndividualist 4 points 202 days ago +4 / -0

There is a YouTuber who started doing this years ago, Mark Rober.

He put 4 cheap cell phones facing different directions, some very nasty artificial fart spray, and a glitter bomb in his porch bait. The package wouldn't go off till it was opened. He also got the reactions to his glitterbomb on video.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgeXOVaJo_gnexNopBzUKdl3QKoADJlS8

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– Revodude 3 points 202 days ago +3 / -0

I hope that is permanent dye.

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Blue Men Group is a real entertainment group in Las Vegas. Howls.

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– BigJilm01 6 points 202 days ago +6 / -0

They blue themselves

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Howls.

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– MagnumLife 3 points 202 days ago +3 / -0

Low trust society.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately it is that way now.

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– Bully_Solution 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

I have a good friend who owns a business and has enlisted and banded together with other local businesses to let local residents send their Christmas purchases to the business for later pickup thus thwarting the porch pirates. He has done this every year in December for the past decade.

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 201 days ago +2 / -0

Oh darn, smart. Not only that, make perfect business sense too. I don't have to worry, I have a completely fenced yard, you don't want to stick your hands into my fence, Snooky, a Rottweiler, and Solly, a Dingo (who looks like a wolf) would be there for your hands.

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– Bully_Solution 2 points 201 days ago +2 / -0

Nice! My bully passed 2 years ago and I miss her. Great watchdog and very gentle with my grandkids. My grandson (2) would get right in her face and bark at her. She would just lick him. The neighbors thought she was ferocious.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 200 days ago +1 / -0

They all thought Bully are ferocious because of the media. I think they are sweet and gentle. Love them.

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– BurnNewHistoryBooks 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Thankfully, this, as far as I know is not a problem in Ireland. We shall see.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

Nice.

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– Godisglory1 2 points 202 days ago +2 / -0

Love it.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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– Godisglory1 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

😊

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– photobuf 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

Fake and gay for clicks! BUT funny!

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– WeAreThePlan 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

This is fun.

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– TaQo 1 point 202 days ago +1 / -0

Great blue job...

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