Schlemiel and schlimazel are Yiddish terms popularized by the Laverne & Shirley theme song, describing two types of misfortune: a schlemiel is the clumsy person who causes spills or mishaps (the soup-spiller), while a schlimazel is the unlucky person on whom the bad luck always lands (the soup-receiver). The classic saying is, "A schlemiel spills his soup, and a schlimazel is the one it lands on".
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
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I better run... I'm getting verklempt...
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Starts spinning a MAGA dreidel...