Then put me in charge as a representative of USA. I promise to sleep, snore and fart during every meeting and tell them I forgot the checkbook when they ask for money, "go to the car" for it and show back up empty handed and drunk. Hit on females, bring my dog along, sales pitch everyone on pyramid schemes unbathed or drowning in the worst Axe spray. Invite homeless to attend and wipe out all the snack and beverages...
100k a year and travel expenses, I'd be a bargain compared to what we've been paying. Every time they ask for money Trump can just say, "Luminescent didn't take care of that? I'll get him on the next plane there".
Coupons for in store purchase only, my own made up crypto and codes for that site always saying there's single women near by that want to hook up with me.
Just make the US a UN-member and boot the UN out of the USA.
Then put me in charge as a representative of USA. I promise to sleep, snore and fart during every meeting and tell them I forgot the checkbook when they ask for money, "go to the car" for it and show back up empty handed and drunk. Hit on females, bring my dog along, sales pitch everyone on pyramid schemes unbathed or drowning in the worst Axe spray. Invite homeless to attend and wipe out all the snack and beverages...
100k a year and travel expenses, I'd be a bargain compared to what we've been paying. Every time they ask for money Trump can just say, "Luminescent didn't take care of that? I'll get him on the next plane there".
Then write the check with insufficient funds and let it bouncy bounce…
Coupons for in store purchase only, my own made up crypto and codes for that site always saying there's single women near by that want to hook up with me.
Well, one never knows…she could be right around the corner when you least expect it…positive affirmations my man!!
i would vote for this