62 Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night's Riot (babylonbee.com) posted 164 days ago by ashlanddog 164 days ago by ashlanddog +62 / -0 Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night's Riot MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state's daycare records were destroyed by fire during last night's riot. 4 comments share 4 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Federal records are on the internet and, therefore, retrievable. Go sic them DOGE!
Not the bee kek
Darn. Just like the barn fires in Arizona.
Thought sure either "they lost them" or "a pipe" was going to burst and ruin them.