I'm no better than you. I'm like you. I can't read. I'm probably in the wrong job: governor of a state, running for president. Because I'm a low test score guy. But hey, no offense if you even dumber than ME!
Now, do vote for me en masse, in one big black bloc, won't you? I'm like super normal and hep and cool, like y'all! ::crosses legs like pretzel while squirming and rubbing wrists together::
I wonder if his handlers are setting him up to look stupid.