90 Chuck Norris died once. He went to go find the keys to Hell but found that Jesus already grabbed those, so he just killed Satan instead. (media.greatawakening.win) posted 109 days ago by StormzAComing 109 days ago by StormzAComing +90 / -0 7 comments download share 7 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Chuck Norris died years ago but Death was too scared of a roundhouse to the face to collect him.
RIP.