Jesus wept. (John 11:35)
This is the shortest verse in the Bible, so I cannot see how it would offend, but then I realized, it’s from the Bible, which is the most controversial book in nations who coddle MUSLIMS!!!!!!!! Strike one! Then I realized the verse mentions Jesus, who is NOT WELCOME on the European continent because of his black and white views about SIN. This is not to mention the fact that he affirmed himself to be the SON OF GOD, the Jewish Messiah, and the only way into heaven for everyone. Strike two!!!!!!! There is also a reference to being SAD, which might trigger folks who regret the trans surgery they had, causing them to weep openly, thus proving that de-transitioners exist in spite of not being allowed to talk about it. Also people who feel helpless under the heel of European Union tyranny might be sad, even though they aren’t supposed to be and can be fined and jailed for unsanctioned sadness . . . Oh, and we mustn’t forget the women and little girls who feel sad about being raped by illegal immigrants and the politicians who get sad at the notion of illegal immigrants being held accountable for all the raping. Oh, right, all those hostile and aggressive exclamation marks. Strike . . . now I lost count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that should be sufficient to express my utter DISDAIN for anti-free speech laws that PRESUME to SUBJECT FREE Americans to the will of European bureaucrats. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC, YOU FECKLESS GOVERNMENT GOONS.
Yes, I am aware of what day it is. Well done, mods. You got me for a second.
Good idea... but I think it's better suited in a crop-dusting plane at lower altitude.
No sense wasting all those nutrients that could remineralize the Soylent crops...
Besides, a little "over spray" on vehicles, builds awareness...
They could have soapmaking classes where they first go out and collect the dust from cars in a parking lot while shamelessly leaving flyers advertising future classes under the windshield wipers - if the birds from Alligator Alley don't steal them first and then bring it back to the classroom. If it's raining, Fight Club is already cued up on the VCR/TV combo in the AV department closet. I've thought of everything.... this IS GOING TO WORK!!!
Or - skip cremation altogether just think of the savings and just do a plop and drop from altitude into the sea - Right, chum? Now available in extra chunky!!!
As for me... I don't give a shit where my dead carcass winds up. I told family they can just flip me in a dumpster somewhere....douse it with high test and light it on fire if they really want a fancy tribute. OR give me a 21 gun salute out of a pump shotgun after loading my remains in some shells. Alternating shots of Dragonsbreath rounds would be over the top.
Talking like this offends people...GOOD. They need to realize they are not their body, and take corrective mental action. If you're not laughing at this point, you're two tents. I'm a wigwam, or an igloo or some days even a teepee.
I LIKE it!