Okay... None of these things were on my bingo card for 2026, and all on the same day too:
Knicks winning the NBA Championship for the first time in 53 years, with a doubly unexpected largest comeback in NBA history achieved in the finals game.
a ufc cage being erected on the white house lawn for trumps birthday celebration, leading to the UFC Freedom 250 event.
said event being somehow an important symbolic declaration of freedom from admiralty law (although how this is the case turns into this rapidly: u/#conspiracy)
the winner of a bout in said event announcing publicly that "Michelle Obama is a man".
Okay... None of these things were on my bingo card for 2026, and all on the same day too:
I know!! We are living in incredible times! ✨
It just doesn't work unless it's a surprise!