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C0UNT4L4R1C 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy saves his own farts in a pickle jar

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C0UNT4L4R1C 7 points ago +7 / -0

Keep smiling, turkey dick. The pain is coming.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am a huge Star Wars nerd, so these callsigns got me a bit tingly

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C0UNT4L4R1C 4 points ago +4 / -0

How come corrupt politicians and lawyers ALWAYS look like caricatures of real humans? I'm of the belief that continued evil acts and a seared conscience morphs the body into something sinister looking.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 12 points ago +12 / -0

Let me talk in half whispers and focus group tested talking points in a way that sounds like I'm quietly scolding a 5 year old to get you to believe the utter horseshit that's coming out of my mouth.

  • DS Troglodyte
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C0UNT4L4R1C 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The way of the wicked is like darkness; They do not know what makes them stumble."

-Proverbs 4:19

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C0UNT4L4R1C 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol no. Read the book. Much better. But I'm using the reference regardless.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 6 points ago +8 / -2

The spice melange. He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's still around. I'm not sure what his current views are, but at least back then he presented a powerful message.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 10 points ago +10 / -0

Something that I think that people should understand about this egotistical and maniacal troglodyte harpie is that she is NOT an idiot. She is, in fact, a moving prop. Her entire persona is built upon the distraction and distribution of swill and nonsense. Never underestimate the functional power Occasio-Cortez delivers to the deep state machine. She is basically the magician's left hand that diverts attention, while the right hand is performing the actual illusion. I see so many people brush her off as moron, and it's annoying. She may not be at the political level of prowess that someone as seasoned as Nancy Pelosi is, but her rants are just as poisonous. That being said, she is an asshat.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have to ask because I seem to be out of the loop...is she just cold, does she have a condition, or is she genuinely shaking for unknown reasons?

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C0UNT4L4R1C 1 point ago +1 / -0

For anyone asking if this is current or where the image is from:

http://www.apimages.com/metadata/Index/Trump/cd03fe6620fb45dab3cd03776f85dda6/150/0

The photo was taken on November 23, 2017 at Mar A Lago by Alex Brandon. The monitor Trump is looking at shows a video conference with military members on Thanksgiving.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 12 points ago +12 / -0

Emperor Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith decreed Order 66 to his clone troopers to purge the Republic of the Jedi. Thr troopers proceeded to wipe out most of the Jedi from the galaxy.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 92 points ago +92 / -0

The Star Wars nerd in me wants the military to start purging congress like it's going out of style.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just saw this on ADS-B Exchange and about shit myself

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C0UNT4L4R1C 13 points ago +13 / -0

US electric companies don't serve foreign territory?

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C0UNT4L4R1C 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, if the lights normally go out on the exterior at 11pm every night, why?

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C0UNT4L4R1C 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still speaking under the assumption that the military is in control, why would our military pay for their lighting on the White House?

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C0UNT4L4R1C 9 points ago +9 / -0

Since when did Beijing put Brian Stelter in charge of testing?

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C0UNT4L4R1C 8 points ago +8 / -0

The tunnel system is supposedly massive. I highly doubt that if they were cutting off certain passages, they would do them all.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 13 points ago +13 / -0

It wasn't a homeless camp. Im starting to think the NG is collapsing the tunnels underneath DC.

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C0UNT4L4R1C 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not that we would know, but I wonder if that's where a tunnel leading away from the building is located.

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