Right. All the other planets are flat as well. All telescopes have a secret chip built inside them so that when you view a planet it changes it from a flat image to a disc. This advanced technology came from aliens as evidenced that they were able to install one in Galileo's telescope in 1609 when he first turned a telescope heavenwards and documented what he saw.
You forgot:
The Hell's Angels OMG is founded in 1948.
Samuel Sorenson Adams patents the Whoopee Cushion in 1950.
The First NBA All-Stars game is played in 1951.
Ian Fleming publishes his first James Bond novel, Casino Royale, in the United Kingdom in 1953.
The first operational subway line in Canada opens in Toronto in 1954.
Doris Day records her most famous song, "Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) in 1956.
The Ibirapuera Planetarium (the first in the Southern Hemisphere) is inaugurated in the city of São Paulo, Brazil in 1957.
A chartered plane crashes killing Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper in 1959.
HOW COULD YOU MISS THOSE?
They all seem to be getting great deals and avoiding executions.
Has even a single one of them been executed yet?
I remember in Grade 6 we were going to study Antarctica when a group of men in black barged in, put a hood and handcuffs on Miss Pettengill and bundled her away never to be seen again. Afterwards we were given a new teacher named Mr Langley-Virginia who changed the course topic to Australia and refused to answer questions on what had happened.
It all fits know.