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trump_is_john_galt 15 points ago +15 / -0

As Chris Rock once said, "Bullets cost money, electrocution costs money; stabbin' is free!".

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trump_is_john_galt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hopefully better than they ran the Army when I was in. ;)

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trump_is_john_galt 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Yeah, if you could go ahead and stop worshipping Moloch, that'd be great...yeah".

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trump_is_john_galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy is an Army general, not a Marine, there is an Old Guard Honor Guard tab on his overcoat. Decorations and medals aren't worn on the cold weather overcoat. The pants are the darker blue that the Army wears and only General officers have two gold stripes on their trousers. The officers at Trump's inauguration werent wearing overcoats which is why you could see their medals. You can check AR-670-1 to verify the uniform specs for the Army dress blue uniform.

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trump_is_john_galt 0 points ago +4 / -4

That is not an "undecorated Marine", it's a general from the Old Guard in Army dress blues. The Old Guard is in charge of Arlington and most ceremonial functions. He has two gold stripes on his trousers which indicate his rank. The overcoat is seasonal for cold weather and is worn without decoration and the white bib scarf is also ceremonial.

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trump_is_john_galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I'm guessing they don't show "King of the Hill" in your province of China, right?

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trump_is_john_galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's really gonna bake your noodle is when Q is revealed to be Dale Gribble.

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trump_is_john_galt 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only thing real about them is Big Mike's massive dong.

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trump_is_john_galt 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm really hoping that President Trump walks out Wednesday morning with Bigfoot, Tupac, and Roger the Alien from American Dad and introduces them as the provisional government that will sort things out during this trying time.

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

P.S. Bill Clinton is a rapist!

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm betting the farm on Big Mike to defeat any other deep state scumbag she get matched up with in gladiatorial combat.

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trump_is_john_galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

If SeaWorld special ops gets activated we will know Rosie is on the list.

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trump_is_john_galt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jody is military slang for the guy that steals your girl while you're away. "Ain't no use in going home, Jody got your girl and gone".

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trump_is_john_galt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can neither confirm nor deny that the plan involves a sharknado with President Donald J. Trump riding a Great White down from the sky with a machine gun in each hand.